Coffee shop talkings

"My umbrella business down... "
" How come?", asked his friend.
"the government is building so many covered walkways..."

Given all these parenthood incentives and the negative impacts on business, a man quipped..
"my restaurant's job advertisement should now say.. "Wanted Waiters/Waitresses, but only man to apply."

"It may be cheaper to dress up the men up as waitresses and pay them a little bit more for the inconvenience... and lower costs for the business.."

For ladies in the child bearing age group, a possible interview question would be, "Have you cut your fillopian tube?" [FYI - You can't this type of question during interview.]