Position available - World Bank President

This is an advertisement to invite suitably qualified applicants to apply for the position of President - World Bank.

Beside the usual requirements, the following are additional criteria from my observation.

• You must have "z" in your surname. [The soon-to-be-last president is Mr Wolfowitz. The current candidate is Mr Zoellick.]
• You must promise not to promote your girlfriend / boyfriend using your position.

Please submit your application to me. Thank you.